tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-86128165842817248712011-04-21T17:13:29.771-07:00Do you not know how to act in a club? Do you want to laugh at stupid people? Do you want to know why bouncers are jerks? You'll get all of that here.Calihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07534766857830472676noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8612816584281724871.post-53818219872714198682008-03-17T21:49:00.000-07:002008-03-17T22:18:05.107-07:00Honestly, I don't expect myself to get up on my soapbox too often on this blog, but I believe this to be a big problem in the good ole US of A. I believe Presidents, Senators, Governors, Mayors and Congressional Reps started out as public servants. They were honored to be chosen as representatives of the people and most times their actions were done with the good of the people in mind. I'm not saying that there aren't any current elected officials that don't have these qualities, but too many times we here of a senator sneaking earmarks into a bill for a buddy, a representative looking out for their biggest donor, or a president turning a blind eye to a corporation because of lobbyist pressure. I wish they would have the same dedication and passion towards their commitment to the masses that a fireman or a doctor would have. Instead, we have them looking out for themselves and their buddies only to raise a ruckus when they need reelection. They lie, cheat and steal their way to the top of the heap and no one raises a eyebrow, how is it that the integrity, honesty and selflessness are rare adjectives when describing the leaders of our country? Why is a politicians ability to get "dirty" revered when it should be revolting? When a person is willing to do anything to obtain something I don't believe they have a concern about anyone but themselves.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8612816584281724871-5381821987271419868?l=mentaljumbalaya.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Calihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07534766857830472676noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8612816584281724871.post-30784469404228092642008-03-17T11:34:00.000-07:002008-03-17T11:37:47.067-07:00I'm coming back with a gun. Especially with the way she started stylin on her after she knocked her into 2nd grade. Can you imagine what that felt like? I bet she had flashbacks for a week.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cryGyND4jw4&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cryGyND4jw4&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />DANNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG (I really need to figure out audio cause I really said this)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8612816584281724871-3078446940422809264?l=mentaljumbalaya.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Calihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07534766857830472676noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8612816584281724871.post-3464597509495765712008-03-15T14:14:00.000-07:002008-03-15T14:31:13.631-07:00My girl is sitting her happy self on the couch watchin "Delicate Pat" curling and eating pickles cause she been drinking too. I randomly search bacon on youtube and found a bacon eating contest. Which somehow led me to this habanero pepper eating contest between patty (whatever her her name is) and friends. They so stupid, they will have the worst combination of fire ass and mud butt that this world has ever seen.<br /><br /><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1-QVQLbwtHA&amp;hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1-QVQLbwtHA&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />Now I'm gonna be honest. I stopped 3 minutes into this video and thought they would realize how dumb they was and stop eating, but they kept going. If you see or know any one of these three obviously stupid people please hand them a glass of milk, laugh for a bit and then slap them for being dumb.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8612816584281724871-346459750949576571?l=mentaljumbalaya.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Calihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07534766857830472676noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8612816584281724871.post-73515798839019068922008-03-15T13:22:00.000-07:002008-03-15T13:58:02.303-07:00<span class="me">jam·ba·lay·a</span> <span class="pg">–noun </span>a dish of Creole origin, consisting of rice cooked with ham, sausage, chicken, or shellfish, herbs, spices, and vegetables, esp. tomatoes, onions, and peppers.<br /><br />Haven't you seen Jumbalaya made without ham? or with nothing but shellfish? or maybe with just chicken? It's always up to the interpretation of the creator, that's what makes it so damned beautiful. It's a pot full of whatever the hell you feel like putting in it. With the exception of rice, you always gotta have some rice.<br /><br />This ain't gonna stick to one subject, it may bounce all over hell and back, I have no CLUE what it'll contain two weeks or even an hour from now. Sports, Politics, Recipes, Movie Reviews, Bar Reviews, Restaurant Reviews, Rants about stupid laws, Beer Reviews, Rants about being poor, Random capitalization of letters, funny crap I found on youtube, TMZ, cnn, or espn, and a bunch of bad grammar.......and while I'm typing my first entry I figure I should inform the uninformed about curling. Which isn't that bad to watch when you've been drinkin (the same can be said for lots of things, but I'm watching curling now so shut up) I don't know what the hell is going on, but it's pretty entertaining. I think it's cause the guys on the ice keep screaming "HARD HARD HARDER HARD WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA" and my girl refers to one of the guys as "Delicate Pat"<br /><br />p.s. - I was lookin up jambalaya on wikipedia and this picture came up. It looks gooooooood.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_mn-SPUw85q4/R9w4JCNfFXI/AAAAAAAAAAU/ZwGCRZt05Zc/s1600-h/Jambolaya_5_bg_102900.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_mn-SPUw85q4/R9w4JCNfFXI/AAAAAAAAAAU/ZwGCRZt05Zc/s320/Jambolaya_5_bg_102900.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5178075399432639858" border="0" /></a><br /><br />YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8612816584281724871-7351579883901906892?l=mentaljumbalaya.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Calihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07534766857830472676noreply@blogger.com0